To the tune of Yusuf Islam's "Moonshadow"

Oh, Tada's being followed by a car-bomber, al-Queda car-bomber
Runnin and hidin from a car-bomber, loony-Sunni car-bomber

And if he ever lose his head, lose his beard, wind up dead
Oh if he ever lose his head,
They'll be hell to pay for sure

Role-playing

I said bend over and call me "Brian Seacast," bitch.